Posted 1 day ago

I am on a business trip to Boston and I am eating dinner ALONE and it is fucking magnificent.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Celebrity

I think it is time we all admit that fame does terrible things to the human psyche and it is a lot easier to just assume that celebrities are awful people unless they’re Dolly Parton. Life will certainly be less disappointing.

Posted 2 weeks ago

We shall take several laptops and create A SUPER LAPTOP

Posted 2 weeks ago

Today in bad ideas.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Last of the wisteria, on my porch.

Posted 4 weeks ago
But the best, the absolute best was when Cade careens a spaceship into a Bug Light truck and on top of some dude’s car, destroying it. The man gets out and demands to see Cade’s insurance, to which Cade responds, “Insurance? This is a spaceship!” He then slams open an aluminum can of Bud Light, drinks it, throws it at the car and yells, “Sweetie, get me my alien gun.”
Posted 1 month ago

wisteria appreciation blog

Posted 1 month ago

Today in bad ideas.

Posted 1 month ago

UCSF monoliths in honor of … someone, or something. Probably.

Posted 1 month ago

Me and my girl both rocking some spring style today. I bought this denim jacket yesterday from American Eagle (in the giantest mall) and I feel like the coolest kid of 1999.

Posted 1 month ago

Morning in the office.

Posted 1 month ago

Ok so we all agree that coastal California has too many fucking people and it’s too expensive but whenever I leave my house in the spring I remember why it’s so popular.

Posted 1 month ago
Matt Lubchansky is a genius. BEHOLD, DOLPHIN PRINCE

Matt Lubchansky is a genius. BEHOLD, DOLPHIN PRINCE

Posted 1 month ago

Washington Square park, church, bros.

Posted 1 month ago

Good day for the park, even if everybody else had the same idea. (at Washington Square Park)