December 2009
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On the military abortion ban - not for the faint... →
“You hear these legends about coat hanger abortions … There are no coat hangers in Iraq. I looked.”
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My shameless COTD angling got me a COTD. For this honor, I’d like to thank the precipitous drop in quality at Jezebel!
I think I can retire again.
My dog Oscar is a German Shepherd. That’s him on the left. my sister’s dog Bert is an Alaskan Malamute. That’s him on the right. I am at my sister’s house today, working while apparently fighting off some nasty illness. The dogs are here, plus PJ the lab from next door.
After almost passing out on my keyboard, my sister graciously allowed me to nap in her bed. PJ saw me...
The Duggars named their new spawn "Josie...
greengrey:
Hasn’t Brooklyn suffered enough?
I was hoping they’d finally go for J’Chelle. Guess they didn’t get my letter.
Haiku 3
Jezebel: boring.
Too boring to hate, really.
I remain destarred.
alternate version
Jezebel: boring.
Too boring to hate, really.
Basement is better.
hey, chris brown? can you please go die and rot in... →
(via filigrees)
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Chris Brown, a douchebag.
Sadly he will not go die
And rot in a hole.
Haiku
That noise you mentioned?
I went and fucked it for you.
You are so welcome.
I think Gerund would be a wonderful name for a boy, except not. It sounds so lovely and classy and British, right?
I can just imagine an upper crust woman at teatime, summoning the nanny: “Beatrice, fetch Gerund, will you? I believe his in the conservatory with little Participle. Hurry on before our porridge gets cold.”
Religious Nostalgia
I grew up Catholic. I’m not Catholic anymore. I don’t want to be Catholic, or any other religion. I don’t have any fondness for the Catholic faith, and I think the new pope is frightening. For some reason Ratzinger reminds me of The Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth.
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I’m convinced that the minute I steal a grape from the table he’ll come chasing after me with...
Chili
I had chili for dinner.
Some people like to accessorize their chili with a dollop of sour cream or a dusting of cheese.
I layer almost equal parts chili, cheese, and sour cream, and then stir it together until it is an unholy mixture of chili and dairy products. Then I take approximately 1/2 sleeve of Saltine crackers, crush them, and stir them it. By this point, it has approximately the texture...
Nerd = trying to figure out the perfect pictures for your Lord of the Rings Tumblr collage. Witch king or the Balrog from the Mines of Moria? Minas Tirith or Isengard?
I need to get a life.
On Sundays, sometimes I just take a minute to sit back and enjoy not going to church.
