February 2010
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Instead of the Grammys, I watched The Hurt Locker.
It was almost certainly a better use of my time. Except the Grammys would not have made me feel like puking or crying. Well, probably one or the other, but at least not both.
January 2010
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I’m not sure how I managed to fit both “fuck” and “shit” into a two-line post about cake, but here we are.
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It's snowing.
I’m going to make an orange cornmeal cake. It seems like the appropriate thing to do.
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Collected musings on Catcher in the Rye
“I am really unfamiliar with…well, ANY kind of literature, at all, so I have no idea if Catcher in the Rye was particularly revolutionary for its time, or what.
It was mostly annoying and meandering to me. Now, don’t get me wrong, I sometimes LOVE it when I read books where I can’t stand the protagonist. If something grabs you and makes you care that much about the...
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I read Catcher in the Rye.
It was okay, I guess. It didn’t change my life. I don’t think I even found it particularly memorable.
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I ate two TBLTs earlier
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and I REALLY want another one right now.
I love BLT’s. There’s a little place within walking distance of my house that serves a heavenly sandwich piled with tomatoes, apple-smoked bacon, avocado, arugula, watercress, and basil aioli on this crazy whole-wheat bread.
Chritter pointed out once that this is actually a BAAWAT, but holy shit. I have dreams about that...
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Nosy
I am so nosy. I am totally Grace the secretary from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. If the kids are saying someone’s a righteous dude, I WANT TO KNOW.
Even more if we’re calling people sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, or dickheads.
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LURKING UP YOUR SHIT, YO
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I changed my profile picture to a piñata.
It’s a statement on immigration.
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Seeing pro-life status updates on Facebook just makes me want to post abortion jokes and call Tebow a weeping loser. So I do.
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Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing...
CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple’s new tablet computer. “Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you’re running out of time,” the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a...
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Why I think the Tebow ad is stupid.
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I hadn’t even heard about this before this morning, but now it’s everywhere. Maybe I just didn’t see it, like when you buy a purple car thinking it’s unique and then you see nothing but purple cars. There is a psych term for it and I forget. No matter. Look, the background - Tim Tebow is going to appear with his mother for a Focus on the Family commercial. The commercial is...
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so...
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I’m one of those assholes who constantly listens to NPR and never ever donates.
My rule is if they stop running Garrison Keillor, I’ll start donating regularly. The best they get from me currently is a couple hours of volunteering to answer phones during the pledge drive. But until fucking Prairie Home Companion goes by the wayside, I’ll keep my...
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I’m one of those assholes who constantly listens to NPR and never ever donates.
I donate money every year and I STILL have to hear the pledge drive.
You win. At least until they develop a non-pledge drive station for people who have pledged.
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