January 2011
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I GOT A LOANED KINDLE BOOK!
pileofmonkeys:
Her Very Special Robot. Oh, you know me so well.
You will not be disappointed.
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RAYCHO LOANED ME A BOOK!
OMFG
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MINDLE SPRENDING! PINDELL SKINGENPTENDING! I MEAN,...
BOOK LENDING IS NOW A THING FOR KINDLE
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
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Black Swan was cool and all but I sort of spent...
I think that pretty much tells you all you need to know about me as a person.
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Strumpets With Bump-Its
Trying to figure a way to work that phrase into conversations.
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NYR: PMA
I decided last week that I’m going to make an early New Year’s resolution to be less of a stank bitch in 2011. I’m really good at making fun of people on the internet, but when push comes to shove, it’s not really making me any happier.
I told my friend Melinda this, and she said that she was going to do the same thing, plus take a CPR/first aid class and volunteer as...
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Round II: The Hogfather
I’m now on to The Hogfather via Netflix Instant, and it is surprisingly good and creepy but a bit surreal to see all the Discworld characters somewhere outside of the cover of books or my head.
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Jennifer's Body
I got this from Netflix but my blu ray player refuses to acknowledge it. I think it has better taste than I do.
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Family Heirlooms
Instead of traditional Christmas gifts this year, my parents gave each one of us a silver bowl made by my great-grandfather. My family has a pretty rich military history, and my great-grandfather was a colonel in the Army who was in charge of supplies and logistics for the Normandy invasion.
The bowl, however, was made long after he came home. He developed Alzheimer’s and would eat nothing...
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I've even made up a little dance to "Freedom"!
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Kitchen Dancing
This is a necessary component to a good solo evening. Right now I’m kitchen dancing to George Michael, just bought Jennifer Crusie’s Bet Met, and I’m going to pour myself a glass of wine.
I seriously feel like I have my head above water for the first time in I don’t know how long.
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Also, thank you.
Everybody here has been super awesome and wonderful with me being an asylum-haired freak over the past week.
HERE’S TO SANITY IN 2011!!!!!!!!
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Fail.
This morning, I got up at 5:30, changed into my workout clothes, decided that I would probably cry if I went to the gym, changed out of my workout clothes, and went back to bed. This has never happened, ever.
I think I am coming unglued, seriously. This past week has fucked with my head. Can it be Christmas break already?
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Oscar will be home soon!
We had a brief scare where we thought he might need spinal surgery. The vet told me there was a 99% chance that medication would clear it up, and a 1% chance he’d need surgery.
So what do I do? I cry, throw the $250 for x-rays at the vet, walk around Petsmart, crying, pick him out a bunch of toys, buy a $17 frisbee and then cry because WHAT IF HE WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN, and then cry some...
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HOLD ON FOR OSCAR!
I don’t know what that means but I have to take Oscar to the vet today and I’m trying to keep myself from panicking. He somehow hurt his back - it seems very tender and he doesn’t want anybody to touch him there.
He’s otherwise behaving normally except a little slower and sleepier than usual, but my baser instincts are screaming “OH MY GOD WHAT IF SOMETHING IS...
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I SLEPT 12 HOURS OR SOME SHIT
THE WHOLE WORLD SEEMS MAGICAL AND FULL OF POSSIBILITY!
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A WHOLE NEW WOOORRRLLLLDDD
I DISCOVERED PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A SHAM BEFORE THIS MOMENT.
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Well, I tried to post a long thing about that Garth Brooks video with the retarded kid at the track meet, but Tumblr ate it. You might have dodged a bullet.
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Christmassing!
So as a way of dealing with stress, I’ve been dealing with Christmas.
Today I baked and packed up a batch of ginger cookies to go to my friend Kelsey, and I have a fucking amazing batch of sugar cookies cooling before they get packed away to go to Lysandra. I was also feeling nostalgic about the Christmas stockings my mom used to to for us, and I decided that fuck it, I’m a grown-ass...
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Queen of Gross
I have been MIA lately, mostly because I’ve been upset and sadsacking about my health woes. I won’t go into details, but I have yet another disgusting health crisis that I’m dealing with. After the pink eye and the abscess, I really thought I was done. But no. I am Queen of Gross.
In any case, my gross health problems required me to get an ultrasound yesterday, which was super...
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filigrees replied to your post: I’m okay.
iloveyou. imissyou. canimovein.
Fuck yeah. I’m about to try to convince my boss to hire an office manager, and I know you’re competent.
I'm okay.
Sort of. Thanks for your well wishes!
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I called my doctor today over what I thought was a simple medical thing. She told me to come in tomorrow morning. I’m nervous and self-pitying and I’m not really sure what the point of this post is except maybe you can wish me luck?
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The hackers probably have your credit card and sex...
It’s so easy. All they needed was your email address …
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From now on, any time I make a stupid comment on...
CUTE SHOES!
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I just had a Defcon 4 Freakout.
Dave asked me what color I wanted to paint the downstairs after our roommate moved out. I was answering an email from a blogger asking why her paycheck was late and was something going on with our company (… yes). Dave asked me to really think about what color I wanted to paint the downstairs, and then told me that NBC was playing a Titans game so I wouldn’t be able to watch The Office...
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Alien
I just reblogged this awesome link, and I found myself wondering “Wait, is that the correct use of ‘alien’? Isn’t the adjective ‘alian’?”
No. No it is not. “Alian” is not even close to a word.