February 2011
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whatisanipomoea replied to your photo:Okay, here is a better picture that is LESS GIANT…. CUTE! How does it feel? Like a BAMF. I could totally run the Boston marathon, flipping the bird the whole way, now that my hair is no longer holding me back. 
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Two inches of hair on the floor with more coming...
SUPER EXCITING HAIRCUT LIVEBLOG
Feb 1st
January 2011
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Jan 31st
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And you thought mummies and swamp things were the...
romanceclub: Lap Dance, by Sally Painter Remember that book we were mocking a couple of days ago? Well, my friend Melinda actually READ IT AND REVIEWED IT. Gird your loins, here comes gargoylesex. Let me start out by saying I’m a smut newbie. A smutbie? A rube (which would be like a romance noob)? I digress. Point being, I don’t often read romance, not out of any prejudice, but it’s just not a...
Jan 31st
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It's a beautiful Sunday!
So of course I’ve drawn the shades and I’m watching Blade II. 
Jan 31st
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I'M WATCHING SHOWGIRLS
MY SATURDAY NIGHT > YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Thanks for eating my posts, Tumblr.
I still want The Michael Jackson Experience, you fucking asshole. And just for that, I’m going to start a petition for Ubisoft to also create a Shitty 90’s Experience, so I can subject the world to Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls and B*Witched spazzy dancing. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“A laugh, husky and male in a way that shouted sex. It did something to her, the...”
– God dammit. Fuck. I am really trying here. I am determined to finish this book. But seriously, fuck. (via romanceclub) I put down this book in the middle of a sex scene. Really. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Motherfucking Grownup
MEANS I CAN HAVE CAKE BEFORE DINNER IF I SO CHOOSE. I DO SO CHOOSE. 
Jan 28th
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Cleaning Out My Laptop Keyboard
Oh my god, this is horrifying. There was like, an entire civilization of scuzzies. With the amount of cat hair in here, I’m a little surprised that the computer heat didn’t incubate it with the food remnants and create some horrifying cat/cracker hybrid.   Maybe I should do this more frequently than once every two years. 
Jan 27th
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pileofmonkeys replied to your post: NEW FRIENDS Your face is a smutty book. No, wait. Your face is Chad Kroeger. ARRRRMM JAYRRRNEE IRRRNTRRRODURRRCIRRRNG MYRRRSERRRRLF IF MY FACE IF CHAD KROEGER, YOUR FACE IS SCOTT STAPP. BITCH. 
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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NEW FRIENDS
HELLO! I’m Jayne, and a lot of you may have known me on Jezebel as Yahtzii. Those days are over, and I have since filled that void with trying to get people to read smutty books.  Anyways, I’m married and I have a German Shepherd named Oscar (after the Curb Your Enthusiasm dog) and an angry and evil cat named Mittens. I work at a nonprofit, where, for some reason that I still have...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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My boss wants me to start working in the office... →
Jan 27th
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NEW MOTHERBOARD IS IN AN NOTHING HAS BURST INTO...
I REMAIN CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC; CAPSY
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Every time I lose a follower, I hope it's the...
IKR
Jan 26th
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I CAN'T WATCH
My dad is at my kitchen counter, installing a new motherboard in my poor broken laptop, and apparently the first step is DESTROYING IT COMPLETELY. I was “helping” him (standing over making small, high-pitched sounds) but I think the best strategy here is to pretend it’s not happening and that my laptop got fixed by magical elves while I was on Tumblr.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Tumblr Romance Club made it to the directory!
THAT IS SO COOL OMG Also if you didn’t do it yesterday (… jerk), here’s the linkage. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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FUCK YOU SNOW I HAVE FUNFETTI MIX
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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AAAAAAAH
THE CAT JUST THREW UP ON THE CARPET AND THEN THE DOG ATE IT
Jan 26th
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Vegas Planning
Melinda: “Some of the pools have ‘European’ style lounging. You know what that means.” Lia: “ORAL?”
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I just realized that my avatar makes it look like...
Jan 25th