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Smells, Part 2

wellofcromulence:

I would have no problem with perfumes or colognes if they smelled like bacon. I seriously suspect the guy in front of me is either hiding bacon in his coat or he has found the most wonderful cologne of all time. I may ask him to marry me before this train ride ends.

It turned out it was a woman across the aisle with four buckets of KFC Chicken. I don’t even care, that shit smells like deep-fried heaven. 

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Posted on Tuesday, January 24 2012. Tagged with: baconperfumescent of the godscreepy sniffing
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