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Eating At Home

Dear Morally Superior Home Chefs, 

I know that cooking dinner at home is healthier and less expensive than eating out. Most times when I eat something I’ve made myself (particularly if it’s very starchy, like pasta, or it has a lot of cheese, like chili with a lot of cheese on top), I’m very happy with it.

But Jesus Christ I am so fucking hungry right now and I despise the dinner I’m cooking right now and no Alice Waters sycophant is going to tell me that a chicken I’ve roasted myself is just as satisfying as a pizza or a pile of Indian food that I did not make delivered right to my door. 

Signed,

Girl Who Is Telling Her Salmon and Vegetables to Fuck Off and Die

Posted on Wednesday, January 25 2012. Tagged with: cookingfuck off you stupid piece of shit salmon I hate youthat sounds delicious NO IT DOESN'T GO AWAY
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