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PSA for All Women Using Public Bathrooms

For the love of all that is good and holy, SIT DOWN TO PEE.

You want to know the absolute worst disease you can contract from sitting on a toilet seat? IMAGINARY HERPES. BECAUSE NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU SIT DOWN TO PEE. 

You know the absolute worst thing that can happen if you sit down on a toilet seat in a public bathroom? YOU SIT DOWN ON A STRANGER’S PEE. THIS ONLY HAPPENS BECAUSE HORRIBLE PEOPLE HOVER AND THEN DO NOT CLEAN UP THEIR PEE.

ATTENTION HOVERERS: 

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH PUBLIC BATHROOMS. 

Posted on Thursday, February 16 2012. Tagged with: why are people so grossif you have to hover CLEAN IT UPYOU ARE GROSS NOT THE TOILETstrong feelingspublic bathrooms
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    How can we get this posted in every media outlet known to man? LD, take note.
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    HAHAHA! For real yo. Just put some toilet paper on the seat and sit on it.
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  21. trashysnacks said: hahaha yes~!
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    My mom won’t even sit down to pee AT MY HOUSE. Or anyone’s house. I have given up trying to tell her she’s being...
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    brb, printing this to hang up at work. #PREACH #SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
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    Amen.
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  39. mimesandpunishment said: I think overly-vigorous flushing mechanisms are also partly to blame. #splashback
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  41. billiethepoet said: TEAM SIT YO ASS DOWN FO LIFE
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