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Posted 4 months ago

Smells, Part 2

wellofcromulence:

I would have no problem with perfumes or colognes if they smelled like bacon. I seriously suspect the guy in front of me is either hiding bacon in his coat or he has found the most wonderful cologne of all time. I may ask him to marry me before this train ride ends.

It turned out it was a woman across the aisle with four buckets of KFC Chicken. I don’t even care, that shit smells like deep-fried heaven. 

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Posted 4 months ago

Smells, Part 2

I would have no problem with perfumes or colognes if they smelled like bacon. I seriously suspect the guy in front of me is either hiding bacon in his coat or he has found the most wonderful cologne of all time. I may ask him to marry me before this train ride ends.

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Posted 4 months ago
The most perfect drunk food ever. Zoom

The most perfect drunk food ever.

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Posted 1 year ago

Win.

I sent Dave to the store to get Fritos, cheese, and sour cream to go with chili, and to get a few things for breakfast this weekend (my superawesome friend Bunny is coming to stay). 

He returned with everything I asked for, plus the world’s best bacon and also PHISH FOOD. 

PHISH FOOD.