Posts tagged cool story bro

Posted 5 months ago

Stayin’ up late to eat cheese.

Posted 1 year ago

@Fridaphile: My dad was way into juggling, and it was one of the more exciting parts of my childhood. We would go to the park every Tuesday night and hang out with other jugglers, and they would pass clubs and swing torches and eat fire and whatever. We even went to a convention once, in ~*~Glamourous Pittsburg~*~ (hey, I was 11) and it was full of interesting, if unwashed, people. 

The highlight of the convention was the exhibition/competition at the end. This guy was only a kid at the time, but he was performing with the adults because he was too cool for the junior division. He won. 

In the junior division, one kid did a routine to the song A View To A Kill that involved a trampoline. Lo and behold, my first crush was born. 

Posted 1 year ago

Cereals I really like but never eat because they are sugar bombs:

- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Crunch Berries
- Cocoa Pufs
- Froot Loops
- Cookie Crisp
- Fruity Pebbles  

Posted 1 year ago

Lunch Fail OR IS IT WIN?

I bought a healthy lunch on the way to work today. Vegan veggie wrap, apple, and a big bottle of sparkling water.

Then, because this happens on the internet, I saw a bunch of pictures of macaroons and my sad vegan lunch seemed really sad.

So I went to the fancy French bakery for lunch and spent $15 on a sandwich, kettle chips, giant bottle of fizzy water, and TWO macaroons: raspberry almond and lemon. I ate it while reading Emma on my Kindle and then I DIED BECAUSE I AM SUCH A FUCKING YUPPIE OMG. 

Then I got a cup of coffee to go and now I’m back at my office.