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Posted 5 months ago

Gross.

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I don’t like “trashy snacks.” 

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Posted 1 year ago

Apparently my MIL is a big fan of Bret Michaels.

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Posted 1 year ago

Dream Bitch Me

It has become a disturbing pattern that several of my friends have had dreams that involve me being a giant bitch. Here’s some things that Dream Bitch Me has done:

  • (this was mine) Stole a friend’s fancy coffee gift basket, then let someone else take the fall
  • Ignored another friend during a serious problem
  • Smacked my gum in someone’s face and texted while someone else tried to talk to me
  • Made fun of First Nation children when they were performing a dance (this was a Canadian friend)

And seriously, this is the icing on the cake: 

  • Apparently last night a friend of mine had a dream that I SHIT ON HER FLOOR. I mean, seriously. What have I done to offend people’s subconsiouses so badly? Like, she even caught me in the act.

I MEAN, REALLY. 

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Posted 1 year ago

"Hey, Soul Sister" wins a Grammy.