Posts tagged lush

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Posted 4 months ago

You Might Have Drank Too Much Last Night If

When you wake up in the morning, you check all social networking sites and credit card activity to make sure there’s no completely outlandish activity.

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Posted 12 months ago

Home Alone

I just drank half a bottle of wine and ate five Airheads.

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Posted 1 year ago

I been spending most my night

Living in a box wine paradise.

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Posted 1 year ago

this fucking cocktail

Gin, orange juice, pineapple chunks, basil, mint, and a splash of soda.

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Posted 1 year ago

Everybody here is so cool!

Why don’t I hang out here like, ALL THE TIME? 

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Posted 1 year ago

Wine

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THEY ARE SO GREAT

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Posted 1 year ago

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING

I LOVE EVERYBODY’S POSTS! 

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Posted 1 year ago

Conversation with Roommate

Molly: I think it’s really awesome that you came home and just got drunk by yourself.

Me: I wasn’t alone! There were people on the internet! 

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Posted 1 year ago

Gettin’ Drunk, Readin’ Austen

Tonight, we continue with Emma. 

Mrs. Elton is such a cuntmaster. 

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Posted 1 year ago

My Two-Part, Never-Fail Strategy For Beating the Heat

1. Alcoholic drinks with ice cubes 

2. Complaining incessantly

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Posted 1 year ago

Nothing like that “New Box of Wine” feeling.

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Posted 2 years ago
A lovely friend of mine sent this to me because of my insurance woes. I could go for one of those itty bitty glasses of wine. Way classier than a big glass. 

A lovely friend of mine sent this to me because of my insurance woes. I could go for one of those itty bitty glasses of wine. Way classier than a big glass. 

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Posted 2 years ago

White wine and Starburst

KLASSY!

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Posted 2 years ago

Wine for dinner

Unwise. 

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Posted 2 years ago

Dave will be out of town for most of this week.

Hello, Glamorous Single Life! Bring on the sweatpants, boxed wine, and Buffy reruns.