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Posted 4 months ago

Smells

I’m just going to go on the record and say that I hate the way 99% of fragrances smell. EVERY. SINGLE. perfume has this powdery floral note that makes me want to throw up all over the entire world. And if this bitch on the work shuttle keeps wearing it, that very well might happen. 

I don’t know what’s fair and what’s unfair when it comes to smells, since I realize that most of the world does not share my extreme sensitivity to scents, and perfume is generally accepted as something pleasant. But seriously, if you’re someone who wears a fragrance every day, please just take a second and realize that somebody, somewhere, probably thinks it smells like rotting flowers sprinkled with baby powder. And if you are wearing it in a confined space, such as public transportation, there is probably at LEAST one person in that car who hates you. A lot. 

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Posted 2 years ago

I love y’all, and I love Britney.

But I’m not going to apologize for thinking Crossroads is terrible.