Posts tagged unfuck your habitat

Posted 5 months ago

Unfucking My Habitat: New Job Edition

My contract job begins tomorrow and I am SO excited to be leaving the house and rejoining the world like a productive human being for the first time since late August. So I got up early (well, earlIER, trying to ease back into this early-morning thing), went to the gym, and spent the rest of the morning getting ready! 

Here’s what I did:

  • Quick vacuum (it wasn’t too heinous because I cleaned before my New Year’s shindig and after taking down Christmas crap)
  • Quick kitchen cleanup
  • Quick bathroom cleanup
  • Tackled Mount Laundry (for the first time since well before Christmas, yikes)
  • Picked out my first and second day outfits and tried them on to make sure they looked as good on me as they did in my head
  • Rustled out my work bag, cleaned it out, and packed a bunch of healthy snacks (dried mango, raw almonds, dried pineapple rings, Lara bars) (Yes, I know I am a giant nerd)
  • Called my boss and officially resigned from all contract work

Still to come! 

  • Celebratory lunch burrito
  • Folding and putting away of laundry
  • Taking Oscar to the park, since I won’t get to spend all day with him anymore and I almost started tearing up and what is WRONG with me
  • Reading in bed
  • Setting up coffee, setting out my gym clothes and first day outfit, have my keys out and ready to go 

CAN YOU TELL I’M JUST A TINY BIT EXCITED

Posted 6 months ago

Unfucking My Habitat: Guest Edition

My sister will be here tomorrow! I’m SO excited, but first, my habitat must be prepared. Here’s what I have to do:

Cleaning

  • Kitchen counters
  • De-clutter all surfaces
  • Dust everything
  • Upstairs bathroom: countertops and toilet
  • Downstairs bathrooms: countertops, toilet, and tub
  • Vacuum whole house
  • Mop downstairs
  • Take out trash, recycling, and compost
  • Sweep off back porch
  • Dog “European bath” (brush and a spritz of leave-in conditioner)

CLEANING: FINISHED! 

Errands

  • Take carload of shit to Goodwill
  • Buy festive junk food from Trader Joe’s
  • Go to grocery and get ingredients for her favorite vegetarian jambalaya
  • Get Christmas tree and extra ornaments

Decorating

  • Put up tree
  • Decorate tree
  • Put up outdoor lights

Bonus

  • Go to step class at the Y (to save time, worked out at home, then ran [literally ran] to the store to get the last little bit of Christmas gifts)
  • Mulch and compost leaves in the backyard (this may be overly ambitious)

Unfucking begins as soon as I’ve finished my coffee. 

Posted 6 months ago

Introducing the Unfuck Your Habitat tumblr

unfuckyourhabitat:

Your one-stop shop for all things unfucking-related. All challenges from now on will start here. If you’re on Team Unfuck Your Habitat, follow here! Pileofmonkeys will not be offended if you unfollow her and follow UfYH instead. I promise. Because they’re both me.

Signal boost! The neat freak in me has found the popularity of UFYH absurdly pleasing. SO MUCH CLEANING GOING ON. It has motivated me to unfuck my floors, refrigerator, grocery situation, and laundry today. 

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